Earplugs are available at Walmart or your nearest drugstore, Ellery. Though I suppose those wouldn't work very well against muses....
Hopefully she'll manage to find a way to get a word in edgewise with Princess Betty Crocker soon. Kind of reminds me of a story about one of my good friends back when she was a talkative little girl. Her grandmother finally asked her, "Doesn't your tongue ever get tired?" Her reply was, "No, Big Mama, my tongue's a happy tongue!"
Me and My Muses is a Web comic of 1:6 scale ball-jointed dolls (BJDs), following a young queer woman, Ellery Langrock, and the various magical and sexy characters in her head. New episodes every Monday!